Thursday, 3 November 2011

ar·ro·gance: noun: offensive display of superiority or self-importance; overbearing pride.

So I recently signed up to dating website Plenty of Fish. Its quite good but you do get the odd weirdo and their are a surprising number of men (or shall we call them boys) who think it is ok to have their profile picture as their bare chests, some of them even cover up their faces. (definitely compensating for something).

 I was going to find some pictures to show you but I think putting their pictures up without permission has got to be breaking some kind of rule. However, this one was from Google images.

You get the idea!

So many of these guys have sent me messages that basically ask for sex in the tone that they just assume they are irresistible and will definitely sleep with them. So i updated my profile with the tag line "If your half naked and posing in a mirror, go away. (This didn't stop him)

The particular offender in question, was an absolute meathead (don't Google that by the way it comes up with some pretty horrific images - I learnt the hard way haha) He went for the incredibly charming: So your hot and I'm hot, why haven't we banged yet?

I was outraged and offended, people like that reeeeeeaaaaaaaalllly get on my nerves, I wasn't going to reply but then after thinking about it for a while I decided to compose a message to put him back in his place.

So I went with this:

Nice line mate but no thank you. If you'd read my profile you probably wouldnt have bothered messaging me as it clearly states that your topless "muscle shots" dont turn me on. Looks to me like you're trying to compensate for something.

And yes i have read yours and you seem incredibly arrogant. Just like your pictures suggest.

Maybe there are some airheads that cant resist a one liner like that but I found it plain offensive. Just some constructive criticism. 

I was proud of it, lets hope he thinks before messaging someone else with this horrible arrogance. Brought him down a peg or two.

What an arsehole.

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